PoorDecisions tagged as

slut

-4

Cubic Centimeters of Dignity Remaining

 
Trusting the kid who was bringing me drinks at 16 when he said he was just being polite
lost my virginity to said kid BONUS RESULT : he told my cousin while drunk
OH NOESlolsboozeslut

 
9

Arbitrary Numbers

 
Predrinking Southern Comfort and Double Blacks. Then Tequila, Vodka, and LOTS of beer at a club.
Guys buying me even more drinks in wooing attempts. Making out with a guy I frequently see at clubs (and will probably run into a lot). Then when he goes off to pee making out with another guy who looked just like the first but blonde and turning around and seeing the first guy is watching. BONUS RESULT: Being single too long makes you too slutty to get a boyfriend.
slutlolsmaking out with everyoneew

 
-17

Promises Kept

 
Getting really drunk after fighting with my boyfriend(now husband) while at the same party.
Cheated on him with the drummer in his best friends' band(also a pro ski-boarder). I felt so guilty when i remembered what happened that i told my bf the next day...then he told his best friend, and i sorta broke up the band. whoops.
hahahaha what the fuck is a ski-boarder?lolsslutdumbassi don't like youcheatingalright yoko

 
13

Gallons of LMAOnade

 
deciding I was gonna have two boyfriends. Slept with one during the week and one on the weekends. Then got drunk one night and slept with my aunts boss.
getting genital warts and don't know who gave it to me. They all moved out of state. Haven't heard from them since... I'm a dumb ass....
yes you aredumbassstdsthe herpgrossyou're grossslutskank parade

 
13

Handles of Captain's

 
A long ass time ago I hooked up with a new chic at work and decided that I would bring her to my high school party hangout. (she went to a different school)
About 6 of my friends knew her and already ermmmm....had their way with her. She apparently liked to be passed around.
lolsslutpassed aroundhad their way with herdoin' itwell that really ruins your sense of accomplishment huh

 
-6

LOLs per Million

 
drinking beer and 2 4 locos
puking, sleeping with a guy a thought was an ass in high school who I never talked to(1st time sleeping with anyome on the 1st night I meet them) liking him after the incident but getting rejected cuz he thinks ima whore for sleeping with him on the 1st night...
well you kinda arelolsdumbassslutwhoredoin; itdoin' it on a first date

 
23

Texts That Should Not Have Been Sent

 
went mudding with my brothers best friend got drunk on gold slaugger in the process then got the truck stuck.. waited on someone to drive 30 minutes to pull us out
lost my verginity to my brothers best friend who happend to have the hugest penis ive seen yet
well obviously its the biggest if it's the first one you've seenlolsdumbassslutlolwutyou're weirdmudding? what the fuck is that?

 
-17

Days Since Last Hangover

 
Slept with redheaded chick who none of my friends like. Find out she has done seventeen different dudes.
Lost a chance with my ex because she thought i had sone kind of STD.
you probably do have a stdlolsdumbassslutyour ex is a bitch anywayredheads

 
43

Hot Dogs Down the Hallway

 
Went down on my wife
Discovered she is having an affair when I tasted her lovers cum while licking her pussy.
THATS GROSSno seriously I just threw up in my mouth a littledoin' it with mouthmaking discoveries with mouthshe clearly can't be that smartslut

 
-9

Rewarding Relationships Formed

 
started dating my bartender who was obviously a redheaded whore
i ended up with an STD, a 7 month hangover, and a want to kill!!!!
a want to killslutSTD'sowstupid bitch

 


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