shoved a glass up my ass to impress my friends
ass bleeding and a long surgery
PoorDecisions tagged as
blood
dumbass
-4
Rent Dollars Actually Spent on Rent
Believe my best friend when she said: "I'll watch how much you drink"
Making out with a girl who bit my lip and made it bled. Kissing a fugly guy. And barfing up over a friend.
20
Warnings from Your Mother About Exactly This Kind of Thing
Binge drinking jose cuervo and staying up all night before a blood test at 8am.
Showing up still drunk, puking on the nurse as soon as she pulls the needle out and falling face first off the bed onto the ground and getting a concussion.
8
On the LOLometer
Chugging twice out of a bottle of cuervo to get messed up; no work tomorrow.
Passed out standing up peeing, slammed head on toilet, fractured nose, woke up by a bloody towel and puke, and a phone call from my job telling me I was late.
20
Drunken Shenanigans
Attempting to do shots while rolling around on the floor.
Shot glass shatters. I try to fit the pieces back together. Blood everywhere.
