PoorDecisions tagged as

shrooms

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Trash Cans Not Vomited Into

 
mario: luigi luigi: MARIO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE BITCH ARE YOU MOTHER FUCK? I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SHOW UR FACE ROUND HERE AGAIN MOTHER FUCKER MOTHER FUCK!!! AND DONT MOTHER FUCKING CALL ME LUIGI MOTHER FUCKER MY NAMES NOT LUIGI IM NOT A FUCKING POKEMON CALL ME TONY FROM NOW ON MY NAME IS TONY GTFO OF HERE AND PEACH IS NOT UR BITCH ANYMORE SHE MA BITCH NOS AND YOU HAVE NO BITCHS YOU NO NEED 2 BITCHWS YOU BETTER JUST GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CAP UR ASS MOTHER FUCKER
dont ever use the shrooms i took
hahahaha what the fuckshroomsdrugslolwutTHE FUCK IS THIS

 
2

Orbits Made by The Sattelite of LOL

 
ate shrooms,didnt get off after forty five minutes.ate another 3 grams to equal a quarter,and got on my first trip nearly after the final 3.
tripped out for 15 hours.came out with holes punched in the wall and my toaster on the roof meanwhile me being naked.nothing some posters on the wall cant fix ha.
lolsdrugsshroomsWHERE THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN FOR 15 HOURSoops

 
-10

LMAOs Per Square Inch

 
walking around a naborhood with some friends and an O of shrooms in my back pack
cops stop us only barly get away. only to find out that one of my friends had heroin on him
lolsdumbassdrugsyou're retardedWHAT THE FUCK IS A NABORHOODshroomsbarlyOH SHIT THATS WHERE I LEFT MY HEROIN

 
12

Claps from the LOLrus

 
Doing Shrooms at night
Deciding to wander into the woods w/ friends that night- I never knew that was where so many witches, ninjas, and elves hung out. Never again.
lolsdumbassshroomsWELL WHERE THE FUCK ELSE WOULD THEY HANG OUTNever againhey guys let's go wander around in the woodsdrugs

 
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Promises Kept

 
finished off the last of my shrooms
the w isnt capitalized. lol wtf. my phone screen looks funny. also i might have pissed myself. cant. stop. laughing.
lolsshroomsdrugshahahathe w isnt capitalizedlol wtfCANT. STOP. THE LOLS.there's a party in my pants. and urine...

 
31

Average Value of LMAO

 
Ate a Shit load of magical mushrooms, got drunk and smoked a blunt.
Having an awkward conversion with my left hand, falling asleep while still tripping balls and kept waking up in different realities.
lolsdrugsdumbassHI THERE LEFT HAND HOW ARE YOUOH MY GOD IM A DRAGON NOWwhat is this i dont evenpotshroomsbooze

 
35

Liters of Vanilla Vodka

 
Supposed to do shrooms with a friend. Friend bailed, ate both doses myself. Didn't want to wait the whole hour for them to kick in, so smoked a lot of grass too.
Realized (hours later) that I'm sober enough to comprehend that it's not just my mind making it seem like everybody around me is talking in a foreign language. I'll never know how I got clear across the border, considering that I lived in Oklahoma at the time.
hahahaFUCK YEAHlolsdrugspotshroomshavin fun across the borderdumbasswinner

 
24

Broken Promises

 
going camping and tripping an 8th of shrooms.
shitting in my sleeping bag, punching my best friend, and running naked all the way threw town. town was 3 miles away.
drugspooping yourselfshroomsIM TRIPPIN BALLS

 
-2

Dollars of Net Profit Last Night

 
Ate some magic mushrooms with my friends.
Yo Gabba Gabba
Yo Gabba Gabbashroomsdrugslolsappropriate resultspizza day is the best day of the week

 
49

Handles of Captain's

 
Ate shrooms right before school at a friends house.
Running down the senior hallway screaming "Spyro the purple dragon is gonna eat me!!!" like a little girl... worst part im a guy and the teachers thought it was hilarious :/
that's because it is hilariousdrugsshroomsSPYRO THE PURPLE DRAGON IS GONNA EAT MElolsacademic decisions

 


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