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him shoving his penis in my face and yelling 'SKITTLES TASTE MY RAINBOW!!' while my lil' sister was standing right by the door looking through the window, her seeing my bf's junk then we looked over and saw her. i broke up with my bf and now have a new 1 but my lil' sister is kinda skiddy now around my bf's.

sitting on theire porch for an hour, knocking on there door, getting yelled at by a big black lady, flying down two sets of stairs, running back to my house, and sitting in the living room silent with my friend.

falling asleep in front of crowd and waking up with ketchup in meh mouth

got pregnant. bonus result: mom is really pissed off at my stepfather

My best friend getting so wasted he lights his beard on fire, his shirt and my crispy dry grass....once that fires out he says watch this! Takes axe body spray and lighter yells I HAVE VD and proceeds to light his junk up.....what a life...

German girl takes underwear off in my face then wets herself. I drink a lot of vodka to forget that happening. THEN make out with a gay guy dressed as alice, break up with boyfriend, make out with a guy(OR GIRL?) called cameron(?), lose both my shoes in separate fields, wake up on bench in town despite party being 12 miles away from civilization, don't remember ANYTHING for several days afterward and can't understand why I am single. Understand now.

Seeing a 50ish-year old naked hippy chick that standing in the elevator like a statute with harms spread out, only wearing a necklace.

blood black eye split head hospital sham

A new "meaty" relationship that's gotten me both verbal and physical abuse and extra 14kgs over 14 months.

You are fucking it "she" and then somebody catch U.