PoorDecisions tagged as

probably booze induced

-15

Rent Dollars Actually Spent on Rent

 
Going to a party with a guy I'm talking to.
Waking up in a hotel room naked with bruises on my thigh and elbow then racing to work and running out of gas and spending an hour in 105 degree heat waiting on AAA.
lolsdumbassprobably booze inducedthat'll teach you to talk to guyspotential rape victimyour thigh and elbow certainly had a good nightbeing baked alive

 
-5

On the ROFLdex

 
Decided to punch my friend in the crotch.
Accidentally punched his brother in the crotch. Friend is now not talking to me.
owdumbassprobably booze inducedI don't blame him either way. Although I guess he got off easier on this oneyou're such an asshole

 
-12

Percent Chance of Not Getting AIDS

 
Trying to help my friend get ass.
Getting groped.
grossgettin' someprobably booze inducedfat asian?

 
33

Chairman LMAOs

 
Pretending to have a bloody nose to create a diversion for i can't even remember what.
Somehow actually ending up with a bloody nose.
lolsdumbassprobably booze inducednose period

 


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