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Gallons of LMAOnade

 
Spending a week and a half out of my head on massive doses of diphenhydramine, then quitting just in time for my mom to come get me at the end of the quarter.
Vomiting. Taking Pepto-Bismol. Projectile vomiting Pepto-Bismol. All over myself. In the car. While on the way to the airport to pick up my dad. My mom running into Wal-Mart to buy me hideously ill-fitting clean clothes.
grosspukeowpink. pink everywhere.

 
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Unnecessary MySQL Queries

 
got drunk
woke up hurting in the ass robed of shoes and clotes and no ride home and no guy BONUS RESULST cant remember a think from last night
unintended buttsexowdrunkboozelolsfucked; but I mean literallyBONUS RESULSTspelling is hardWHERE DID YOUR CLOTES GOno guywell at least you had a nice ass robe.

 
6

LOLrus Bukkits

 
Trying to carve a neck for a guitar for lack of anything better to do on the day I have a concert.
the tool slipped and I ended up in an RA's family car (with her family) riding to the hospital. Bonus result: three stitches, blood on my shoe, and running frantically back to school (four miles...) and actually making it to the concert in time to sing
lolsdumbassowI feel like the blood on your shoe was probably the least of your concerns at the time

 
8

Orbits Made by The Sattelite of LOL

 
decided to play tackle football with a bunch of guys (i was the only girl)
got jacked up and almost got into a fist fight with guys to back up my best guy friend(more like unbiological bro). then deciding to finish the game with a bunch of pissed of guys everytime i got the ball bam i went straight to the ground.
unbiological brolol jackedbamowBOYS ARE SO MEAN OMG

 
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Unnecessary MySQL Queries

 
Taking a short cut to avoid construction in my town.
Getting side swiped buy a construction truck and swerving out of control into a ditch. Bonus no one stoped to see if was ok :(
that's because people fucking suckdriving to deathowdetour to hell

 
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Drug Cartels Now Searching for the Author of This Post

 
Having rough sex mulitple times in one hour
I think my fuck buddy seriously broke my vagina..
lolsowbroken vaginabrokeginadoin' itdoin' it til owvaginal hubris: DESTROYED

 
12

Bottles of Asprin

 
Drinking 2 hefty bottles of vodka on as many hours in a rock festival.
Breaking my friends ankle, threatening people with crocodiles if they did no do what I told them to do, tried to climb to the stage because the band was 5min late and getting thrown into a lake by security guards because of it.
lolsboozehefty bottlesvodkaowMY CROCODILE WILL SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT YOUR MOTHERlakes: easier than prison

 
22

Interrupted Masturbation Sessions

 
Don't ever snuggle a lobster.
Just don't do it.
lesson learnedowwhat the fuck is wrong with you

 
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BONUSE RESOLTS

 
not paying attention to what i was doing at work
fractured my own ankle with a half ton safe door :(
daw crap appleslolsowthat sounds full of pain

 
3

LOLrus Bukkits

 
Walking on wet rocks after swiming
in falling down two small waterfall and hitting every rock in them only good to come of this is I didn't break any bones
I didn't break any bones; I just fractured them all!dumbassowfffffffuuuuuuuuuuuutwo small waterfall

 


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