PoorDecisions tagged as

naked

7

Sois by the ROFLcopter

 
getting too drunk at party in hotel room
I was told when I woke up that my girlfriend's female friends chased me down hotel hall because I got naked in bathroom and ran out of room.I then threw up all over them and I fell asleep in tub.
pukesleeping in tubshotel parties are funboozelolsdumbassnakedwhy the fuck were you naked?

 
25

Claps from the LOLrus

 
Leaving work late one night, after everyone was gone.
Seeing a 50ish-year old naked hippy chick that standing in the elevator like a statute with harms spread out, only wearing a necklace.
lolsseriously what the fuckharms spread outnakedthat's what you get for working latewhere the fuck do you workTHATS GROSSI hope for your sake that it was a massive and covering necklace

 
77

Milligrams of ROFLnol

 
Celebrating 21st birthday with two cousins
Waking up in my neighbors front yard naked with a huge penis drawn on my stomach and hands cuffed behind my back with throw up all over me.
boozelolspukedumbassTHATS GROSSbirthdaying pretty hardnakedturning 21 is painfulyour cousins are jerkshuge penis drawn on you

 
-65

Promises Kept

 
Going to a college party at 13 years old (I have my ways). Taking jello shots, drinking a full bottle of tequila, some patron, and getting high.
Dancing on the roof naked. That's all I remember. So much regret.
boozelolsdumbassTEQUILAdrugsnakedexaggerating how much you drankboner dance?so you had tequila AND patron? goshjello shots

 
-5

Sick Days Left At Work

 
Dropped acid in my old church
Me finding my friend the next morning half naked in the chapel with his clothes all over the church.
lolsdrugsnakedlolwutaciduhh why were you at a church?IM JESUS AND I SHOULD BE NAKED OKAY

 
17

Confused Stares

 
Drank 40 aftershock shots, 8 pitches of different cocktails along with three bottles of red jacques.
Woke up on floor at home, naked with my friends five dogs cuddling me.
boozelolsnakedi don't know what any of that meansexaggerating how much you drank.....did you fuck a dog?

 
-17

On the LOLometer

 
Sent naked pictures to a guy I let sweet talk me into doing it knowing that was all he wanted out of me.
He showed the pictures to almost the whole town including my friends and my parents found out. Now everyone is disappointed in me.
lolsdumbassnakedIS THAT SEXTINGSON/DAUGHTER I AM DISAPPOINT

 
59

Shotgun Weddings

 
taking naked pictures for my boyfriend.
Accidentally sent them to his brother.. his brother wont stop texting me back.
lolsdumbassnakednot surprisingly from a webOS userIS THAT SEXTINGcreepy brothersdoin' it over the phone

 
34

Charges of First-Degree HAHA

 
My friends and I decided to put multiple quarts of booze in a portable cooler. With any kind of mix. Swear it tasted just like juice.
The cops being called to my next door neighbor's because i tried to break into their house naked yelling "who let the dogs out,who,who,who" continuously.
boozelolsdumbassnakedFUCK YEAHOFFICER PLEASE HELP ME THE BAHA MEN ARE HEREsounds like this drink I made once called the Grimace

 
16

Shattered Dreams

 
Drinking with little sis's best friend.
Sleeping with her, then getting slapped in the morning, then getting kicked out with no clothes.
boozeowlolsdoin' itnaked

 


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