Drinking to soothe the tongue I bit too hard
Cutting thumb on broken Champagne bottle, drunkenly explaining THE FOLLOWSHIP OF THE RING as we watch it (twice in the same night), spilling Kraft Mac and Cheese on a futon, snarfing vodka and 7up, choking on whipped cream and chocolate syrup (and kind of puking in the kitchen sink, only just a little), and getting a bit too forward with a girl I like. All at her apartment.
booze
