got drunk
woke up hurting in the ass robed of shoes and clotes and no ride home and no guy BONUS RESULST cant remember a think from last night
PoorDecisions tagged as
lols
unintended buttsex
3
Alcohol Induced Comas
drank vodka an ever clear (didn't know about the ever clear.) then blacked out.
I woke up with hickeys on my neck and a hospital bracelet on my wrist. Luckily in my bed.
-1
Social Security Dollars That Will Be There When You Retire
decided to do shrooms and acid on halloween.
get my ass kicked by a midget, ran around naked yelling "i'm a plane and their are mothor fucking snakes on me"!, Get nearly egg'd by 14 year olds, and vomited to the point where i was, as my friends said "not on acid, you were acid!"
15
On the LOLometer
deciding to ride my bike from my grandmas house to dallas, (200 miles away)
crawling across the side of a highway, broken leg. Bonus Result: waking up in someones backyard surrounded by police officers
-9
Guys That Girl You Like Hasn't Slept With
smoke weed with my best friend that i havent seen in forever and her boyfriend.
her and i (both girls) getting intamate while her boyfriend sat on the bed watching
6
Broken Condoms
Trying to carve a neck for a guitar for lack of anything better to do on the day I have a concert.
the tool slipped and I ended up in an RA's family car (with her family) riding to the hospital. Bonus result: three stitches, blood on my shoe, and running frantically back to school (four miles...) and actually making it to the concert in time to sing
13
HA Granules
Eating Fiber One bars...
Feeling like i'm going to shit myself in the middle of class D:
27
LOLrus Bukkits
got really drunk lastnight
ended up eating toothpaste thinking it was astronaut food
11
Worried Stares from Onlookers
eating a burrito, snickers, m&ms, coke, and a four loko before i hadto march
puking like shoop da whoop, for 10 minutes
