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Years Spent in GuantanaLOL Bay

 
Bought a white panel van at an auction to move my own stuff intending to rent it out to my buddies that were also gonna move soon.
Got investigated as a sex offender by fitting a profile of having a white Chevy Astro while living around a school.
lolthat pedobear bumper sticker was probably a bad idea toowindowless unmarked vanFREE CANDYthis guy looks legithelp me find my lost puppy

 
-16

Metric Tons of Self Respect

 
smoking too much weed on acid
constantly thinking i've soiled myself for over a month now
well that seems like a good ideadumbasslolWHY SO MUCH DRUGSDID I POOP? MAYBE? DID I?that's grossewWHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 
-25

Life Goals Accomplished

 
Helping out a friend up a hill on my quad because he panicked and froze half way up.
Standing on front of quad to weigh him down so he wouldn't flip back, he hit throttle, I hit ground and then to add insult he ran me over..dislocated knee torn acl, mcl all ligaments, tendons, hyper extension of knee and fracture of knee..laid me up for 6 weeks..BONUS...friend still laughing claimed an accident.
owdumbasslolthat's what you get for helping your friendgetting run overBONUSE RESOLTfriends don't let friends drive over friendsfucking ow

 
27

Arbitrary Numbers

 
Partying with my friend as a last hurrah before i moved to DC.
Glass in my side from the tequila bottle I fell on, black eye, woke up in a room with a shit load of people, some naked, next to a bare ass girl in Florida, 5 hours from where I used to live o and an industryal.
boozeowlolTEQUILAo and an industryalwhat the fuck is an industryalI can't even figure out what that's supposed to meanprobably doin' itbooze-induced transportationsome people just sleep nakedwhat's an ass-girl -on second thought don't answer that

 
8

Texts That Should Not Have Been Sent

 
Party fouled so decided to chug a bottle of vodka.
Woke up with in a stranger backyard with my pants around my ankles with a bum standing over me offering me cocaine.
boozevodkaloldrugssomebody actually submitted thisjust tryin' to make an honest livingwithin a stranger backyard? with a stranger in a backyard? who the fuck knowswhy was the backyard stranger than you are used to?

 
1

On the LOLometer

 
Got stoned before work today.
Whoaaaaa shit what the hellllllll.
career decisionslolpotwhat is this i dont even

 


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