PoorDecisions tagged as

awkward

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St. Patricks Day. drinking 3 beers casually then drinking the other 12 in a shotgun competition with my friend within an hour
Pooing in one of my neighbours bowls and leaving it in the middle of their floor. got caught pulling up my pants. Also lead to being chased by 30 people wanting to kick my ass. Dont remember any of it, got told by the guy whos house it was the next morning. Awkward.
awkwardlolsdumbassboozeblackoutbooze induced amnesia

 
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Grammar and Spelling Corrections

 
Drank a whole bottle of 99 apples.
Had sex in my sorority formal study, had to retrieve my lost underwear the next day.
99 bananaslolsdumbassboozeid've just left itawkwarddoin' it

 
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you're adopted

 
Asked my mom to grab a pair of pants for me out of my "bottom left hand drawer"
She wasn't listening very well and went for the bottom right hand drawer, found my special drawer complete with many sex toys.
awkwardlolswhat the fucki bet she borrowed some

 
108

Texts That Should Not Have Been Sent

 
Decided to try out my girlfriend's dildo when drunk.
Accidentally ass raped myself when I fell backwards, and shitting hurt for a week.
awkwardboozedumbassaccidental assrapeaccidental self assrapelolwutwhat the fuck?owwhat the fuck is wrong with you

 
213

Accidental Sex Change Operations

 
leaving my date for a hotter girl while drunk
woke up at my original dates house with the new girl...while the originals parents were asking where she went
awkwarddoin' itdoin' it with hotter girls?how the fuck did you get in her house?lolsboozedumbassthose are some good parents

 
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Explanations Demanded

 
Having many alcohol beverages.
Getting it on with my bf with 6 other people sleeping in the same room.
lolsdoin' itdoin' it in publicmany alcoholic beverages? that doesn't sound like this siteawkward

 


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