PoorDecisions tagged as

Jack

3

Liters of Vanilla Vodka

 
decided to take 5mg or bars and drink a bottle of jack
waking up with a self inflicted brand and not remebering it
lolsdumbassself inflicted brandyou think you're cattle when you're wasted5mg OR bars?Jackboozedrugshammertimeblackout

 
13

HA Granules

 
couldn't find anything on the web i wanted to cook so i decided to throw chicken, curry paste, chicken spice and whiskey in a pan then put that on top of rice which was steamed in water and whiskey.
tasted awesome and burned through about 1/4 a bottle of Jack
SO MUCH OF WHISKEYJacklolsdid you at least do something retarded after?follow up with thisSO MUCH WIN

 
23

Years Spent in GuantanaLOL Bay

 
Went to a hotel party, drank a bottle of jack, took 10 jello shots, smoked a dub of weed
Apparently got the cops called on me for riding up and down the elevator in nothing but socks, then woke up snuggling my cell mate who whispered in my ear, "You're my first white meat!"
boozelolsJackdrugsdon't trust whiteynothing but socksthe elevator is like the poor man's six flagsI thought that said club of weed at first and that seemed like an impressive featwhite meat

 
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People That Still Like You

 
Chugging the last quarter or so of a fifth of Jack.
Puking all over friend's rug, passing out, having to buy a new rug, almost getting a DUI on the drive home the next day.
boozelolsthe lawpukedumbassJackasshole

 


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