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is this real life?

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Sick Days Left At Work

 
Buying a pop at Wal-Mart on break.
Losing my car keys. No one has returned them. Walked my ass around Wal-Mart for 30mins with no luck and decided to attempt to put hot wheel cars on my shoes and skate back home.
lolsdumbasshahahahahais this real life?WAL-MARThot wheelswhat does the pop have to do with this at all?did you put something special in that soda after you bought it?

 
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Charges of First-Degree HAHA

 
Being drunk
Trying to fuck a dog and having it bite my dick in the end.
boozedumbassis this real life?bestialitydo you mean like it bit the end of your dick or like after you tried to ... you know what nevermind I'm just gonna go throw up nowgod I hate you

 
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People Who Understand Math

 
Answering a phone.
Getting blown up.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU OKAY I HOPE NOTthis seems unlikely for some reasonis this real life?explosionscool guys don't look at explosionskeyboard solo; JJ ABRAMS!mark whalberg is wearing a hat

 


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