PoorDecisions tagged as

if your friend was a girl and you were trying to get her to sleep in your bed then you're doin' it wrong

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Explanations Demanded

 
Deciding that two twenty ounce long islands would be just right.
Recurring stories from random co-workers of how I roamed the streets for a few hours with outstretched arms looking for brains before deciding to steal the hotel's bolted-in hallway artwork, and finally wrapping up the evening by throwing up in my friend's bed before going to sleep in my own.



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