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i hope to god you're a girl

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Miles of LOLercoaster

 
Drinking far too much tequila at a party.
Making out with every girl at the party except for one who wouldn't cause I was too much younger than her, puking in the garden, puking in the laundry sink and finally passing out in front of the stereo, neglecting to call my boyfriend who was over seas.
boozelolspukeTEQUILAi hope to god you're a girlwho the hell still has a stereo?making out requires a certain age groupto do: make out with everyone; puke everywhere; forget boyfriend; ????; profit! (or pass out in front of stereo.)far too much tequila

 
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HA Granules

 
Laying in bed with my best friend.
Getting dared to have sex with her so our boyfriends could watch.
lolsdoin' iti hope to god you're a girl...and?you're completely missing the point of the resultpotential lesbian sex

 
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Worried Stares from Onlookers

 
Going to a wedding with an open bar.
Drinking way too much, trying to give the groom a lap dance, showing everyone how i can drop it low and waking up the next morning in bed with my friends uncle now he won't stop caling.
boozelolsdoin' ityou're kinda a slutyou're now your friends aunti hope to god you're a girldoin' it with members of an unintended family

 


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