Drinking a bottle of vodka when the guy I've been hooking up with shows up at my friend's party in the middle of nowhere with his "girlfriend"
telling her everything in german and realizing she speaks german, crying while sitting on the lap of my best friends brother in my underwear, getting bitched out by my best friend, crying on her in my underwear, taking a golf cart up the mountain to see the llamas, attempting to ride the llamas, never finding my dress. At least I didn't vomit.















