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i don't actually believe any of this

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Sick Days Left At Work

 
Moaning a little too loud when fucking my boyfriend
His parents woke up and came to the room. They wanted to join in.
i don't actually believe any of thisdoin' itdoin' it loudlyTHATS GROSS

 
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Social Security Dollars That Will Be There When You Retire

 
Taking 2 1/2 xanex bars, 3 1/2 30 mg oxycontin, 11 ambein, eating 15 cents, and smoking a bunch of dope.
Sobered up got pissed and thew up black shit :/ haha fun day though.
dumbassTHATS GROSSwow. just wow.drugsserious dumbasseryi don't actually believe any of thishaha fun day thoughyou're a fucking idiotare you sure you're not dead?smoking a bunch of dopeWHY THE FUCK DID YOU EAT 15 CENTS oh right you're a retard

 
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Sois by the ROFLcopter

 
Going out to dinner with daughter of Headmaster of Harvard. I had two bottles of Jack Daniels....
Got drunk and fucked the chick.... In front of her dad, much running. Dad had a Winchester rifle. I also shit my pants.
boozelolsdoin' itJack Danielsdumbassi don't actually believe any of thisdoin' it academicallyHAHAHA YOU POOPED YOURSELF

 


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