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Got really drunk at a party at my parents house
Hooked up with a marine on my parents couch and humped his leg.
boozelolsdoin' itdumbassFUCK YEAHhow the fuck?'mericaare you... a dog?doin' it with unintended body partsmaybe he was really just a marine biologist

 
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Draught Kegs

 
Clearing my Liquor stock in one go.
Woke up at my uncle's place halfway across the planet with a killer hangover, the flight attendant's number and broke.
boozelolshangoverawesomeFUCK YEAHyou're my herohow the fuck?flyin' in styleepic

 


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