Celebrating my 21st birthday with my friends by drinking a half gallon of rum by myself along with the beer, Jager, and 151 shots at the river then passing out.
Waking up alone thinking this is gonna be a long ass walk home, then spending 2 hours trying to get out of the woods. Finally I get a police escort to my front door. 3 hours later I get a text asking where am I, my friends left the car keys with me.
you are a stupid idiot
