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holy shit

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Pairs of LOLerskates

 
Fucking my girlfriends little sister.
Getting her pregnant, realizing i fucking hate the bitch plus my now ex-girlfriends father is stalking me with a gun in his jacket...
holy shitdumbassyou're totally gonna get murdered

 
36

Deaths by Dysentery

 
Watching 2 girls 1 cup
Puked all over my cat, myself, and had an uncontrollable coughing fit for 30 minutes straight, took advil for the headache, and ended up getting fired from work because i didnt show up. Woops
holy shitthat's grossi'm not really sure where the advil comes in?

 
49

Claps from the LOLrus

 
Getting way too drunk at family christmas party. Uncles tried to teach me how to shoot a bow.
Sooooo many tears after i shot the dog when it darted in front of the target.
boozefamily mattersholy shitYOU KILLED ROVER YOU BITCHthat wasn't a very bright idea on your uncles' partbye bye fidohow to shoot a bow?sadlols but still lols

 
68

Broken Promises

 
Took 13 benadryl to trip.
Sitting on my bed listening to harry potter on audio and mgmt while crying cus the drawling on my wall of a really weird deer was telepathically talking to me while its face was melting and its body was twitching.
drugsbenadrylholy shitthat's fucking awesomeHEELP IM A DEER AND IM MELTINGat least your allergies were in check

 


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