drinking to much at a concert
not being able to even focus on the big screens to see the show, having to pee so bad, my friend had to help me up the hill. decided I wasnt going to make it to the bathroom, ran down the backside of the hill, heading to the woods, yeah didnt make it fell face first down the hill bounced 3 times, causing me to pee my pants. Tried to pull my pants down midpee to avoid anymore pee in the pants and then fell down said hill yet again and then having to ride home in friend's Mom's car we borrowed covered in mud saoked with pee!
you are not smart
