PoorDecisions tagged as

gross

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Accidental Pregnancies

 
Spending a week and a half out of my head on massive doses of diphenhydramine, then quitting just in time for my mom to come get me at the end of the quarter.
Vomiting. Taking Pepto-Bismol. Projectile vomiting Pepto-Bismol. All over myself. In the car. While on the way to the airport to pick up my dad. My mom running into Wal-Mart to buy me hideously ill-fitting clean clothes.
grosspukeowpink. pink everywhere.

 
24

Charges of First-Degree HAHA

 
went to the blue man group sat in the front row
had a condom full of paint burst all over me
I guess you just blue yourselfcondamsgrossthat was Blue Man Gooyou will now have blue man babbythat's gross

 
41

Drug Cartels Now Searching for the Author of This Post

 
being a very good player on blackops (im a teenage girl)
after beating many grown men, one told me to eat a tampon....
lolsvideogamesthere are no girls on the internetboobieswelcome to the wonderful world of xbox livegross

 
27

Wishes Denied

 
dancing and making out with a super hot chick at a bar in a random city..
bartender lets me know that the woman was a local cross dresser
doin' it with members of the unintended genderlolsgrossboozedumbass

 
19

LMAOs Per Square Inch

 
Made some cash doing gay porn for a few years.
When my parents were getting a divorce this summer, my dad explained why by saying, "So I saw in some of the porn I downloaded. Way to do me proud!"
you did him proud all rightdoin' guyslolwutgrossgay pron

 
3

Bottles of Asprin

 
had sex with a man whore
swollen painful vagina, i think i have herpes....
definitely herpeslolsdudeslutsgross

 
10

Futures Destroyed

 
going to the public pool for the first time
A BOY/GIRL STARTED TO FLIRT WITH ME!! (i still dont know what IT was....)
daww crap appleshe/sheshimlolsgross

 
7

Holes In Friends' Ceiling

 
decided to sign up with google +
uploaded an old holiday album with me getting it on with lots of women then adding my new gf...she now wont pick up her phone
google+lolsfuck facebookoopsdumbassgross

 
13

Deaths by Dysentery

 
deciding I was gonna have two boyfriends. Slept with one during the week and one on the weekends. Then got drunk one night and slept with my aunts boss.
getting genital warts and don't know who gave it to me. They all moved out of state. Haven't heard from them since... I'm a dumb ass....
yes you aredumbassstdsthe herpgrossyou're grossslutskank parade

 
6

Orders of General LMAO's

 
popped a zit/ingrown hair lookin thing on my dick
bled like a stuck pig for 30 mins with excruciating pain bonus result: no nookie for at least a week till it healed
lolsgrossOW MY DICKi'm assuming you weren't gonna get "nookie" for at least a month anywaywho the fuck calls it nookie?not doin' it

 


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