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Having sex in the closet with my best friends girlfriend, and drinking loads of Gin and Sam Adams beer.
Waking up in the trunk of my cousins Subaru with vomit and 3 empty boxes of Captain crunch nude.
lolsdoin' itdumbassginbeeryou and the Captain appear to have made it happengin tastes like pine treeswell you're just an awful friend now aren't youin the closet metaphorically or literally?cause and effect? what's that?

 


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