Hosting a Halloween houseparty Decided that instead of putting something on, I would just take everything off. I figured if anyone had the balls to say it wasn't a costume they could leave my house.
Party went well, no complaints (this is a lie, but nobody left because I was naked ao call it a win). Then I dropped E , had an akward kiss with another guy because I kissed his girlfriend and that somehow made him feel better. Still naked, I walked to a girls house hoping for a little something. I live in Canada, october is fucking cold, and no one there was a fucked as I was. No one was impressed, and I got pnemounia. Bonus level unlocked: Where were the cops? Did not get arrested. The only plus that night.
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