Trying to kill a huge centipede with a rolled up newspaper. It runs into the bathroom, into the bathtub, then down the drain. I stuff the newspaper in the drain and call it a victory.
Next morning: Take the newspaper out of the drain, start the shower. Five minutes later, great big centipede is doing the dozens-of-arms doggy paddle around my ankles. Scream like a little girl, slip, hit head on bathtub. Can't find centipede when I finally get up.
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