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you're a retard

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Guys That Girl You Like Hasn't Slept With

 
decided to troll off at my job
I GOT FIRED FUCK YOU BOSS YOU FAT FUCK WHY COULDENT YOU LET ME TROLL
career decisionsdumbasstrollingidiotyou're a retard

 
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Miles of LOLercoaster

 
got blown for 1st time by an ugly chick
was afriad to get blown evar again
lolsdumbasswhy the fuck... you know what? no. i don't want to know.doin' it with mouthevaryou're a retard

 
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Percent Chance of Not Getting AIDS

 
getting married
the lazy bitch is just lazy and not just shy like she pretended to be. The house is always a mess and i can never find clothes for work.
how the fuck do you confuse shy with lazyyeah man it wasn't orange like it said turns out it was actually Tuesdayyou're a retardWHERE THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP HIDING THE CLOTHES LAZY/SHY WIFEso you like your life right?dumbass

 
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LOLrus Bukkits

 
After promising various sexual favours if I agreed to it, I let my girlfriend play 'dress up' with me.
Girlfriend's roomate walked in on me wearing high heals, a mini skirt and a halter top while sporting pig-tails, full make-up, and a sizeable erection from anticipation of aformentioned sexual favours. Girlfriend busts out laughing and roomate asks if she should come back later. RESULT2: Failed to recieve promised sexual favours. RESULT3: Girlfriend's roomate now frequently asks if I'll dress up and goto gay bars with her.
hahahahayou fucking loselolsMrs Doubtfirewhy the fuck would you ever agree to thatyou're a retardyou're a retard who dresses like a girl and gets a bonera sizeable erectionI don't think your girlfriend is turned on by crossdressers sorry

 


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