hooked up with the finest chick at my 100+ guests party, a 12 on a 10 scale, everyone was trying to get with her. roommates said they would take care of house while i was 'busy'
woke up the next morning and smelled a strong stench of onions and asparagus. she shit herself in the bed we hooked up in. my roommates, and i kicked her out immediately. now i have to buy him a new 1000 thread Egyptian sheets.
lols
