gay
definition of pope
PoorDecisions tagged as
FUCK YEAH
HAHAHAHAHA I DIDN'T EVEN POST THIS
24
Times This Post Got Shoved In A Locker In High School
got really drunk lastnight
ended up eating toothpaste thinking it was astronaut food
11
Explanations Demanded
Drank too much wine....again!
Crapped in some dudes fish tank, all the fish apparently died..
13
Prokchop Sandwiches
read pd at work wile pooping
Resulted in 1hr poop.payed to poop yesss thank u pd....
58
Times the Socially Acceptable Level of Failure
told my grandmother that i was i lesbian (she is a pastor)
SHE THREW MY CAT AT ME
26
Alcohol Induced Comas
Drank too much wine and took sleeping pills
Woke up naked inbetween my neighbor and his woman. They apparently said I was very convincing that I needed to sleep in the middle so the dust bunnies don't kidnap me.
-2
LMAOs Per Square Inch
Third of a box wine bag, three beers, glass of scotch, bourbon, and wanting to prove everyone wrong when they said skulling a whole bottle of vodka wasn't possible.
Propositioning four individuals in one go, losing my watch, t-shirt and wallet, needing to have vomit scooped out of my mouth, ambulance, waking up in hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of the night, having to walk home and sweat out pure alcohol for a week.
To cap this off, I spent 6 months unaware that I'd achieved the glorious feat of skulling a whole bottle of vodka, and was paranoid that I couldn't handle my booze for a half year until one of my mates informed me of what had really transpired.
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your mom
i coach a hockey team. starting goaltender roberto said he wanted to stay in net even after he'd let in 4 goals, so i let him
final score 8-1
