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you fought the law and you lost

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Prokchop Sandwiches

 
cop asked me where i was coming from and i replyed with your daughters room
put in jail for 30 days for being high and failing thier piss test

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you're adopted

 
drank my ass off it was a night like the hangover we started out partying at my buddys crib then went to the strip club then got some dominos then went to the bar then back to his house for more drinking got so fuckin shwasted i couldnt open the unlocked door to my buddys house and i really had to take a shit so i shit near my car wiped myself then passed out in my passenger seat
someone called the cops on me so the next morning i woke up to cops tapping on my window and my pants half down .....i ended up getting slapped with 3 serious tickets and had to go to court and pay 450 bucks ....yea i still party at his house to this day



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