Wasted on tequila at a Priscilla Queen of the Desert party when friend offers me some acid.
Knocked self out cold falling into a (concrete!!) drainage ditch. Unbelievably not seriously injured, but woken up by group of friends and paramedics, face covered in blood and glitter, still wearing sequined dress (I'm a guy) and of course had pissed myself - with underpants fully exposed.
hahaha
