Went to a gay pride parade to support my little brother who's gay, even though I'm a staight gu, and drank a NONALCOHOLIC lemonade... or at least I was told it was alcohol free.
I woke up with a man ON TOP of me, we were both naked and covered in mud, and then he woke up and was like "how'd your ass take that, pretty boy?" I called my mother to have her come get me.
doin' it
