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ain't that some shit

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Percent Chance of Not Getting AIDS

 
went out to the bar on st.pattys day drank a shit ton of irish green beers and a few too many shots of jameson eventually had to take a massive shit went to the stall sat down and let it out then a big ass mother fucking meathead walks in and tells me.... get up..... i say im taking a shit u need to wait.... he comes in closer and says u need to get the fuck up right now..... as much as i drank this guy was looking super small so i said....... i told u im taking a shit u need to fuckin wait and pointed at him
at that time he took my head and smashed it into the wall and gripped me up off the toliet pants around my ankle and tried throwing me out into the bar....yea i got my ass kicked on the toilet isnt that some shit*

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Bottles of Asprin

 
was broke and had a long term girlfriend.
6 year girlfriend left me for some dumbass because i had no money BOUNS RESULT about 3 months later i found peices of gold in my back yard totaling in 1.2 million. she wants me back :) i gratiously said fuck you and now live at home with a great gf and 1 child on the way.



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