Went on a coffee date with this Albanian guy. He takes me downtown to this wierd coffee shop where he knows everyone, and they are all talking to each other in Albanian. He orders me an "Albanian coffee." It was so good I drank another and then another and then...
Turns out, one Albanian coffee has the caffeine of 7 large espressos. I had five. I literally haven't slept in 52 hours.
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