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prince albert

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On the LOLometer

 
Decided to get drunk with some hot Danish girls I met in Copenhagen.
Woke up on a bus entering Lithuania with a tattoo of a mermaid covering my entire back, and with a pierced dong.
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27

Drunken Shenanigans

 
Took a bunch of painkillers because of a shoulder injury but still went out with friends.
Woke up the next day with a bill from the tattoo joint in my pocket, and a prince albert in my cock. Having to sit to pee blows.
lolsblackoutdumbassboozedrugsprince albertpeeing like a ladyyour dick got stabbedWHAT WAS THE TATTOO OF?

 


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