PoorDecisions tagged as

your friends suck and you're a retard GOOD DAY SIR

-12

Dollars of Net Profit Last Night

 
sittin in my friends room stoned thinkin someone was in the house my friend grabs a bat cocks it back her bf is conveinently sittin right next to her...
i turn as she swings hittin him in the jaw chipping his tooth go downstairs to get him an ice pack lmfao the whole time my friend and i going to the farthest corner of the house and die laughin and they still hear us.

-30

Promises Kept

 
shoved a glass up my ass to impress my friends
ass bleeding and a long surgery



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