Decided to get drunk with some friends at the beach in the middle of night
Getting FUCKED UP. Started looking for seashells and horseshoe crabs on a seashell and horseshoe crabless beach. Decided to go swimming naked in -15° water. Pissing in a dude's ford f450 duelie gas tank. Had sex with 4 really big fat chicks. Jumping over the bon fire, which was 15 feet long. Burned my pants in 7 different spots. Caused 2 of my friends to get stuck in the sand as we were leaving taking me home. Flipped off a couple of cops. And waking up the next morning with no recollection of anything that happened the night before.
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