PoorDecisions tagged as

dumbass

5

you're adopted

 
Decided to troll my teacher by puting laxitives in her bran muffin
3 years of detention 4 weeeks of home work and getting summer school.... I regret nothing *troll face*
three years of detention. I think you might be exaggeratingI'm pretty sure you get homework normally even when you're not a dumbassdumbassthis isn't trolling it's just being a pricktrolling is a artand you are not artist

 
-13

Days Since Last Accident

 
ask my now ex boyfriend his biggest secret
he tells me that he got a bj from his best friends mom. EXTRA RESULT: he ended up cheating on me and so this is what he gets ;) thats what you get if you mess with me
...he gets...an anonymous post on some site that no one reads? HAHAHA OWNEDdumbassdoin' it with mouthtaking the train to milftownwait if someone cheats on you they get a blowjob from their best friend's mom?

 
6

Orders of General LMAO's

 
Trying to carve a neck for a guitar for lack of anything better to do on the day I have a concert.
the tool slipped and I ended up in an RA's family car (with her family) riding to the hospital. Bonus result: three stitches, blood on my shoe, and running frantically back to school (four miles...) and actually making it to the concert in time to sing
lolsdumbassowI feel like the blood on your shoe was probably the least of your concerns at the time

 
-18

Average Value of LMAO

 
going on youtube and beliveing that drinking tea gives you a british accent
it doesnt mother fuckers lied to me
dumbassyou are probably the dumbest person ever

 
2

HA Granules

 
not shaving my pubes and wearing gym shorts with the metal aglet
waking up with it pinching one of my pubes and having to pull it out
Today I learned what an aglet isdumbassI'm pretty sure somehow you were just wearing those shorts wrongthis doesn't happen to normal people.

 
13

Buildings Drunkenly Peed On

 
Eating Fiber One bars...
Feeling like i'm going to shit myself in the middle of class D:
POOPINlolsMORE LIKE FIBER #2 BARS AMIRITEdumbass

 
2

LOLs per Million

 
i hope the tag writers no that their are ppl on this app that actually want poor decisions .
still no new posts.
we only post stuff that you people submit. so stop submitting complaints about no new posts and submit things to postdumbasstheir; they're; there

 
27

Shots of Jaeger

 
got really drunk lastnight
ended up eating toothpaste thinking it was astronaut food
it is astronaut foodFUCK YEAHlolsdumbassbooze

 
11

Charges of First-Degree HAHA

 
eating a burrito, snickers, m&ms, coke, and a four loko before i hadto march
puking like shoop da whoop, for 10 minutes
puking like shoop a whooplolsboozedumbassSO MUCH THINGS IN STOMACH

 
35

Prokchop Sandwiches

 
phone sex on family trip sharing a room with my 8 year old sister thinking she was asleep
her telling our parents i made funny noises while saying josh on the phone
hahahadoin' it with phonelolsdumbass

 


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