Getting drunk as hell and going to sleep in the trunk of my parents' car.
Waking up and puking in the car. Driving home because sleeping in a car full of puke is not funny. Masterfully evading the police. Getting called out by my parents the next morning. Insisting "What the hell? If I would have been drunk I never would have driven home!". Flawless poker face.
why would you sleep in the trunk
