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why would you do that

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Hot Dogs Down the Hallway

 
After getting in a fight with my girlfriend. I asked her if she was getting her period.
Slept outside in my car after being called a sexist pig, and thrown out of the house.
dumbasswhy would you do thatoh god pmsaww what a drag dude

 
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Drug Cartels Now Searching for the Author of This Post

 
When asked by my wife 'Does this dress make me look fat', I responded with a truthful 'yes'
Alimony and child support
idiotlolsdumbassaww what a drag dudewhy would you do thatthe truth hurtswhatever she was fat anyway

 
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Trash Cans Not Vomited Into

 
At a party. Drink a buncha alcohol, smoke some weed, trade host of party 'paying me back for the concert tickets I bought us' for leftovers of a bottle of vocdka. Go to front room to crash with straight best friend. Instead drink vodka. Straight friend offers to show me his junk.
See straight best friend's junk. Awkwardly compliment. Embarassing for him when he remembers. Good manners say I should offer to return the favour, he declines. UNWANTED JUNK
UNWANTED JUNKlolswatboozeshowing people your wangwhy would you do thatOH GOD WHYwhat the fuckthat's gross

 
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Unnecessary MySQL Queries

 
Got drunk, and started flailing.
Punch myself in my face, broke my own nose.
hahahahaboozelolsdumbass FLAILINGwhy would you do thatFUCK YEAHyou beat yourself upyoure kinda retardedlolololol

 


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