PoorDecisions tagged as

drunk

6

LOLs per Million

 
got drunk
woke up hurting in the ass robed of shoes and clotes and no ride home and no guy BONUS RESULST cant remember a think from last night
unintended buttsexowdrunkboozelolsfucked; but I mean literallyBONUS RESULSTspelling is hardWHERE DID YOUR CLOTES GOno guywell at least you had a nice ass robe.

 
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you're adopted

 
deciding to dribk vodka in the afternoon
me not feeling so good
lolsdoing it wrongboozevodkavodka before nighttimeboozedrunk

 
26

On the LOLometer

 
tried to do a backflip in a club while drunk on the dance floor.
didn't land anywhere close on my feet.kicked at least two girls in the face. the was kicked out. plus didn't get a chance to close my bar tab that night. there goes my bank account.
lolskicked at least two girls in the facehow to club?drunkgetting kicked out of shitjust tell people you won that club and are on the next level nowdancing is hardfuck guys i just wanna do backflips

 
55

Miles of LOLercoaster

 
Going to my girlfriends house late at night drunk
her gay brother cuddling with me and my girlfriend taking a picture and laughing at me
lolsdrunkHAHAHA OH MAN LOOK AT YOU CUDDLING WITH THAT DUDE THAT IS ME says the gay brotherI hope he made fun of you for being gay

 
32

Bottles of Asprin

 
Drinking an entire handle of rum at a party.
Tying people together with plastic wrap, and accusing everyone of yelling at me in techno.
boozelolsawesomerumyou're my herohow to yell at people in techno?hall of fameUNTZ UNTZdrunkYOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE THE WRATH OF SARAN WRAP

 


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