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THE TALE OF THE THREE PATRICKS

7

Alcohol Induced Comas

 
...Freaked out and tried to flee with the other Patricks.
Acidentally Knocked over a nurse. She broke her arm. I sent her a card appoligizing. She pressed assault charges. The appoligy card is considered coersion. Now im facing two felonies.
FUCK YEAHthe lawlolsdumbassboozeTHE TALE OF THE THREE PATRICKSescaping from hospitalsbitchcoersion is for pussiesi bet she was super old

 
14

Milligrams of ROFLnol

 
Chugging my cup of vodka, then washing it down with a pitcher of beer.
Ended up in the hospital, beside two other drunks who were ironically also named Patrick.
i see nothing wrong with thislolsboozevodkafuckin patrickTHE TALE OF THE THREE PATRICKSepicFUCK YEAHhey man your name is also my name lets be friends

 


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