Supposed to do shrooms with a friend. Friend bailed, ate both doses myself. Didn't want to wait the whole hour for them to kick in, so smoked a lot of grass too.
Realized (hours later) that I'm sober enough to comprehend that it's not just my mind making it seem like everybody around me is talking in a foreign language. I'll never know how I got clear across the border, considering that I lived in Oklahoma at the time.
hahaha
