PoorDecisions tagged as

pokemon

34

Lowered Expectations

 
Mixed back medication and sleeping pills to try and get some sleep.
Had an erotic dream about Pokemon that ended with being violated by a Bulbasaur.
lolspokemonpoked by pokemonif I were to guess which Pokemon was a rapist I definitely would have said Bulbasaurdoin' it with Pokemonso what the hell happened in the rest of the erotic part?lol master balls

 
104

Times the Socially Acceptable Level of Failure

 
Leave home alone at 10 years old with nothing but a small animal to protect me
Became Pokémon league champion, hundreds of girls at my feet, realised what a shitty parent my mom was.
lolshahahahapokemongotta catch em allOKAY ASH KETCHUMyour name is very cleveryou ruined the relationship between Gary and his grandfather you dicklightning ratITS PIKACHU....GODDAMMIT AAAAGHProfessor Oak lives in a town made up entirely of single mothers. dayumn.

 


your ad here,
right now: