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Buildings Drunkenly Peed On

 
Had sex with a one legged woman at a party years back.
Every other woman since has failed to be as good in bed because the angles for access just aren't there.
hahahahawhat the fucklolssexytimedoin' itdoin' it with 1 legangles for access

 
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Shotgun Weddings

 
Telling my roommate that I enjoy her company
Waking up to find her lying next to me stroking my hair. BONUS RESULT: My girlfriend broke up with me because she won't stop bothering us. YET ANOTHER BONUS RESULT: She has started to follow me to my classes and my workplace, making me very nervous.
i feel like this is the plot of a movielolsdumbassSO MANY BONUS REULTSi love bonus resultssexytime

 


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