PoorDecisions tagged as

doin' it with unintended members of a family

68

Times This Post Got Shoved In A Locker In High School

 
Tried to be straight, and dated a wonderful girl.
Fell in love with her dad when we went to her parents' place, broke up her parents marriage, and am now shacked up with her dad.
what the fuck is wrong with you?uhhhfamily mattersdoin' it with unintended members of a family

 
-24

LMAOs Per Square Inch

 
Got drunk at my friend house
woke up to my friend and his father
boozedoin' it with unintended members of a familyi seriously don't even want to knowmy friend house

 
71

Accidental Pregnancies

 
Getting totally wasted with my girlfriend and her sister.
Waking up naked with her sister. I don't remember anything from that night and haven't told my girlfriend.
boozelolsdumbassdoin' it with unintended members of a familyso where did your girlfriend go?blackouttwin sisters?

 
32

Times the Socially Acceptable Level of Failure

 
Went out on a rich old mans trimaran with hotties young and old. Didn't pay for anything.
Got shitfaced wasted 9 shots of rum and vodka and numerous beers, also boning my best friend's aunt.
also boning my best friend's auntdoin' it with unintended members of a familylolsboozerhumvodkabeerdoin' it with aunts

 
239

Dollars Spent on Cab Rides Back From the Wrong State

 
I was drinking and hanging out with my fiancee's brother.
I slept with his brother, who was a virgin, and so much better in bed; plus, i've started falling for him, and to top it all off, I might be pregnant.
lolsboozedumbasshow is babby formedStarbuck?doin' itdoin' it with unintended members of a family

 
-13

Percent Chance of Not Getting AIDS

 
Drinking with my girlfriends little sister
sleeping with her, peeing in her sink, she might be pregnant.
doin' it with unintended members of a familyI don't understand how these are all relatedpeeing in her sink? is that a euphemism?that's gross... maybe?I don't know what to make of this.

 
74

Gallons of LMAOnade

 
Going bar hopping while my boyfriend was in jail, drinking 2 pitchers of beer and countless shots of ???.
Losing my sister at the bar, being found by a guy and his twin sister who I still to this day don't know, puking all over the bar and the floor, them taking me to the back alley while I finished, then drove me home, my boyfriend called, guy answered my phone, told my boyfriend not to worry I would be fine. Don't know how they got me home but they did. I woke up naked the next morning between the naked twins. At least they were good looking.
boozelolspukedoin' itbeerFUCK YEAHdoin' it with unintended members of a familydon't worry...we'll take REAL good care of her...wake up nakedtwinsdid you ever find your sister again?shots of ???

 
74

Accidental Pregnancies

 
Drinking with my wife's mom.
Waking up the next morning in her moms bed and her mom exclaiming did u wear a condom.....i may be the father of my wife's new sibling.
boozedoin' itwow. just wow.doin' it with unintended members of a familynot surprisingly from the Pre

 
144

Uncomfortable Explanations Needed

 
Fucked my girlfriend while drunk.
Finding out it was not my girlfriend but her twin sister.
boozelolsdoin' itdoin' it with unintended members of a familyfuck my girlfriend while drunk

 


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