PoorDecisions tagged as

doin' it with mouth

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People That Still Like You

 
ask my now ex boyfriend his biggest secret
he tells me that he got a bj from his best friends mom. EXTRA RESULT: he ended up cheating on me and so this is what he gets ;) thats what you get if you mess with me
...he gets...an anonymous post on some site that no one reads? HAHAHA OWNEDdumbassdoin' it with mouthtaking the train to milftownwait if someone cheats on you they get a blowjob from their best friend's mom?

 
23

Deaths by Dysentery

 
having a threesome with my best friend
realizing her vag tastes like onion bagels
lolsdoin' itdoin' it with mouthTHREESOMEvagTHATS GROSSdid she recently eat and/or put onion bagels in her vagina?

 
14

Drunken Shenanigans

 
got blown for 1st time by an ugly chick
was afriad to get blown evar again
lolsdumbasswhy the fuck... you know what? no. i don't want to know.doin' it with mouthevaryou're a retard

 
-15

Rent Dollars Actually Spent on Rent

 
drank some vodkaaaaaah!
blew my brothers friends dick he was fucking hot...i dont regret it so it isnt a poor decision it was an awesome decision. datsh right biaaaaaatch
lolsdoin' it with mouthclearly you don't understand the purpose of this siteplease tell me you're a girlbiaaaaaatchyou spelled "that's" wrong

 
25

Roads of Awesome. AWESOMES.

 
Got drunk at a college mixer.
Found out that my roommate is at least a little gay and gives better head than my girlfriend.
lolsalso found out that you are a little gaydoin' it with mouththis is going to be an interesting/gay college career for you

 
-13

Life Goals Accomplished

 
Decided to hook up with a friend so i gave him head
didnt know i could get the fucken flu from it... my throat still hurts n im sick of the stuffy nose...
lolsdoin' it with mouthfucken fluhahahahascience works in mysterious waysbonerflu

 
30

Hot Dogs Down the Hallway

 
Sucked a dick through a glory hole, at a bar.
Said dick belonged to my cousin. And (oh, yes, it gets better) said cousin is to marry my cousin on the other side of the family, who he already has a kid with.
lolsdumbassdoin' it with mouthdown at the old glory holeat what point does any of that ever seem like a great idea?your family sure loves its own cousinsTHATS GROSS

 
43

Glasses of Whiskey

 
Went down on my wife
Discovered she is having an affair when I tasted her lovers cum while licking her pussy.
THATS GROSSno seriously I just threw up in my mouth a littledoin' it with mouthmaking discoveries with mouthshe clearly can't be that smartslut

 
28

Chairman LMAOs

 
gave my wife 'Fire in the whole" (previous post)
GUYS NOTE: Make sure ur wife does not have Listerine in her mouth when she is about to blow you. I now have a sense of what "Jalapeno on a stick" is!
this sounds like a healthy relationship if I've ever seen oneholy fucking owJalapeno on a stickdoin' it with mouthGUYS NOTEI appreciate you getting back to us but OW

 
27

On the LOLometer

 
my friends and i go to one of their girlfriend's house to drink and smoke weed. i decided to steal her roomates bottle of grey goose and drink most of it straight no chaser.
woke up next to her fat sister. learned later i was so wasted i couldnt get an erection so i gave he oral sex. butt of my friends jokes for months
lolsTHATS GROSSdoin' it with fattiesdoin' it with mouthhahahahadon't question it just run and don't ever tell anyone...oh wait too late you told the internetvodkawhiskey richard

 


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