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fuck that bitch

14

Hot Dogs Down the Hallway

 
went to work sick but felt that it was ok because the med's took the swelling in my face down
the girl who comes in after me did a no call no show and the med's are not working any more. the right side of my face is swelling back up and i have to hear OMG what happened to your face as i pull a double.

48

Gallons of LMAOnade

 
Found out that wife's been cheating on me with another woman, so got a divorce lawyer.
Got drunk with lawyer after winning the case, and realised I'm bi. Happily shacked up with lawyer, living off my ex-wife's alimony and enjoying her money.



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