thinking it was cool to sleep with girlfriends ultra-fine friend.
waking up in the morning in jail. asked cop what did i do and he said that he caught me fucking somebody in the middle of the street, fucking got wasted and screaming to the moon while cumming in the girls mouth. 1500 fine andf a medical bill for a broken penis
i do not believe any of this actually happened. except for the part where you got arrested.
