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Interrupted Masturbation Sessions

 
driving to a party with some friends and drinking beer in the car. got pulled over and the driver told us "to act natural," so i continued to drink my beer as the cop approached
my friend got an open container ticket, speeding ticket and we had to dump out our beer.

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On the ROFLdex

 
Letting my friend drink half a bottle of rum at a party and then letting him go swim
Him submerging himself underwater for long periods of time freaking everyone out and having him jump up from the bottom shouting he's Super Mario



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