Decided to taste my own cum after masturbating. Girls do it why not?
WORST THING EVER.
Bonus Result: THE TASTE WONT GO AWAY :(
PoorDecisions tagged as
WHAT THE FUCK WHY
WHAT THE FUCK WHY
18
Drunken Shenanigans
Parked car in drive overnight and didn't get up until mid-day.
Dead baby chick lands on roof of car and welds itself to the roof so that it's almost impossible to remove. BONUS RESULT: When driving on a car park with lots of people, everybody stares at me in a sort of disgusted fashion, as though I chose to keep the bird up there as a gruesome mascot or abstract statement on vegetarianism.
13
Interrupted Masturbation Sessions
being bothered by ronald mcdonald
ronald is missing 2 front teeth and i have to serve 2 days in jail
76
your mom
Downloaded a bunch of vintage porn.
Found out that my dad did porn back in the 80s. Confirmed when I asked him. Now know what my dad looks like hard and feel shortchanged.
25
Deaths by Dysentery
Attempt to salsa dance with skeleton in science room
Skeleton breaks, results in paying $460 worth damages and an angry teacher
11
Explanations Demanded
me and my stepdad were put up the christmas tree.(takin it down) so when we were takin it to the car. we opened the back we put the tree in and we smelled something.
turns out my step brother was takin a shit in the front seat.
37
Buildings Drunkenly Peed On
Walking backwards on sidewalk.
Fell into open man-hole.BONUS RESULT: Cut my head.
44
Milligrams of ROFLnol
being uncircumcised with boner unzipping pants before sex
getting foreskin caught in zipper and scaring away girl
